So.....if you have never been to my house you may have hundreds...even thousands of questions that are going thru your mind as you look at these pictures. Nope these aren't some cute little baby boutique find or cuddly puppy pictures! THIS is Michelle...and she has been a member of our family since 2006.

Here we go...my hubbie has always had a strong desire for finding his "cheers" you know...where everyone knows you name... Well....no matter where we have lived he has looked and found his "hot spot". When we lived in the Northern Virginia area he and his co workers (well one imparticular) found a quaint little pub with great food and beverages.....also known as HOOTERS. Most wives...I would not be so sure if they were as cool as I was about it. Actually no....I wasnt cool about it. BUT when I got pregnant with Gavin their crab legs and wings made it all ok for this little preggo mama! That was it....with my approval the tradition was made. Almost every weekend we would make it to the local HOOTERS. I got so into it that I would call all the other wives and set it up myself! Am I the BEST or what!

So some how or other Michelle was given to Kyle as a birthday gift. She sat proudly on our computer desk in our HOME office! The best memory was my mother coming out for a visit, probably to see her new baby grandson. Went to check her emails, placed her hand on the mouse and said, "Oh...well thats....interesting!?!" But she couldn't deny that Michelle had some lovely and very comfortable attributes....really your wrist always felt so warm and cozy!

The other day I noticed it.....Michelles perfect implant had burst. And even though I knew it was way past her time to leave (when your 2 year old starts cupping them, I knew we might have just given our son a boob fetish) it made me sad.....it was another chapter of our lives ending. We hadn't been to a HOOTERS since the move, and with kids running around...rude and crude mouse pad people were NOT the kind of parents we wanted to be. So this is my farewell....my tribute to Michelle. Thank you for reminding us that we once had some fun in our lives...and dont worry. We will be back!