Tuesday, February 23, 2010

High on Life!

    I have had a day.  Not a hard day, but just a, wish I could leave this house kind of day!  The hubbie has been busy working and going to graduate school.  Which is actually not THAT big of a deal, except when test, papers and finals roll around.  So today is one of those days that the hubbie is SUPPOSED to be off from work.  He decided to go in all day and study (cause getting things done around here can sometimes be impossible) which again would be fine....but add class on tonight and it makes a long day for me. Okay, the back story is complete!
   Since I have had little miss Tilly I got on a new birth control....you would think having two little nuggets would be enough birth control in itself! Ha! I need to do everything I can to make SURE another nugget is NOT joining the Schmidts anytime soon!
  With this pill comes a hormonal imbalance...the week before aunt Flo's arrival I get migraines.  They last 2 LONG days.  Now... I'm talking about REAL migraines...I'm not one of those people who sigh and say, "Oh....I think I have a migraine" No...mine are close the door, turn off the lights, no one talks on the block, don't put that food infront of me or I'll throw up, kind of migraine. Soooo.....I popped a pill.  A mild migraine medicine that they gave me while I was pregger.  Did nothing.....soooooooo...I then proceed to take a SERIOUS med that cures all!  Never thinking, "hey...should you be mixing pills and watching children!?!"
  I had the best TRIP ever! Totally relaxed, slow motion, loss of appetite, and calm.  Damn...if only I had a nanny.  This could be the life!
  Then Gavin came in....he looked at me with those big brown eyes.  "Mommy can I snuggle with you!?"  "Of coarse...you sweet boy!"
He sits next to me and I realize....wow his hair looks really good today!  Did you put product in it!?  And the high mom thought "of coarse that makes sense....all 3 year old know how to style their hair!" Right!?!
  NOPE....when I had come to.  I realized that it was not his Redken pomade that was seperating his piecy ends so nicely....it was EAR WAX!!!  His hair has gotten so long I guess it made its way to his ears and got stuck on an over abundence of ear wax! Bleh bleh bleh!  Off for an unexpected bath!

Note to self.....Wine and prescription meds taken while watching children will only lead to neglected children full of Ear Wax and other gross bodily functions.  Plus a possible call from DCFS! Ha! 

Friday, February 19, 2010

Buzzed....

So as I have said before.  One of my goals for 2010 was to keep up with my blogging.  But with this goal has come doubt....Will I have enough stories?, or Are they good enough to share?, or Does anyone truly give a shit? And to all of these questions my answer is....probably not!
So I have decided that I am going to drink wine and see what I come up with.  Get my creative juices flowing.  What I have come up with is....I am buzzed and STILL have writers block! Well HELL....I guess that didn't work.
Tomorrow during nap time....I mean "glimpse of heaven" time..... I will try again! Wish me luck! Goodnight, sweet dreams, and pray that I wake up without a hangover!:)